Oddblotter: C is for Crack

It’s rare that we are sufficiently lazy impressed to share the contents of our inbox, but the e-mail we just got from the Suffolk County D.A.’s Office titled “COOKIE CRUMBLES FOR DORCHESTER DRUG DEALER” deserves your attention. Press Secretary Jake Wark writes: A Chips Ahoy cookie box full of crack cocaine led to a drug dealer’s seven-year state prison sentence, Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel F. Conley said today According to

the D.A., 27 year-old Demetrius Ennis heard police entering his apartment building in February 2005, and stuffed 83 grams of crack into an empty box of the “irresistibly delicious” chocolate chip cookies and tossed it out of his window into the winter snow. No reports on the over/under for biting a chocolate chip while eating the crack rocks.

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Oddblotter: C is for Crack